Semyon: "Aww come on, Vanya! You're not cute when being gloomy."
Ivan: "How can I'm not being gloomy, for my wife always argued with me after work?"
Semyon: "Well what did you do so she mad at you?"
Ivan: "Nothing! But she always thought I'm trying to cheat on her. After she saw how our member usually getting close with ballerina or other female who likes our performance." (drinks glass of whiskey again)
Semyon: "Do you ever invite her to watch the ensemble? She maybe never saw how you avoided every fans."
Ivan: "Many times! But still she kept suspicious. I still love her. Yet she seems really hating me and makes me questioned my love to her..."
Bartender: "Sorry for interrupting, as I'm fascinated with your conversation... But I want to ask you: how was your doing when you get home?"
Ivan: "Umm well feeling exhausted and want to go sleep in quick. Usually I just hug my wife and kiddos for awhile before took shower."
Bartender: "No wonder she felt jealous. You only gave her little love."
Ivan: "What? But I give her night and morning kiss! I hug her everyday when I'm not on work! When we were just having first and second son, I took day off for a month and helped with house chores! I still make sure to do errands before going to work!"
Bartender: "Women is complicated, believe me. From your story, she is thirsty for your love. Your way to give her love was too plain in her view. Some women are okay with that, but not her."
Semyon: "And besides, everytime you went sulky, you went to bar. Isn't that... made her getting angrier instead calm?"
Ivan: "Yeah..."
Bartender: "If you want to see her changed, then do this everytime you went home after concert - First, you have to look gloomy like that. I guaranteed she asks you why. Second, go hug her and crying that you felt homesick. If she still ask about another woman, just said "I can't do anything than just lying in bed, thinking of you". Usually it works."
Semyon: "That's a good idea. You may feel awkward, but time flies by and you really miss her later. Don't worry, buddy! If you can't crying, I'll help you to cut some onions!" (pat Ivan's head)
Ivan: ....