[Particles 1]
"All Soviet military bases have similar floor map plan. Once you know where is the officer's toilet, their secret stash of vodka is nearby."
That's what Oleg and Anatoli learned from their Red Army since 1924. The accidental finding happens for the first time; during the punishment to drain the rain puddles with dust pan. One crate of cool vodka found buried down when Anatoli throw the dust pan in annoyance, causing the weird thud on the ground... or more likely, a thick wooden plank covered with grass patches.
"The officers were being stingy to us..." Anatoli huffed as he stared at those high-quality vodka. Unlike the one that sometimes provided during dinner, or smuggled by other soldiers in the middle of night.
Oleg put his hand on his chin... and soon the smile cracking crazy. Soon infantry's desire brought them to such forbidden knowledge in later years.
Of course they don't do it everyday, or every week. They made sure to do it once in four months, during new moon (Anatoli kept the calendar and will always mark it with a cat doodle). After 11p.m, they will take two bottles of vodka, and pour its inside to the tin can, which usually for gasoline. Soon they replace the empty bottle with water, and carefully placed it again. They also tidily buried as if it's never touched by other hands. The tin can hidden in Oleg's locker, which later will be opened whenever Anatoli and Oleg wants to have one sip in secret. Should be enough for the next four months.