Author Notes: This section may be updated sometimes whenever I find any incorrect quotes sounds good for my OCs lol.
AU Pretend we worked in a hospital but none of us are medically trained
Vasily: "Here comes the anesthesia!" (lift a steel chair)
Anatoli: "Hey Anton, take my photo! The light behind me looking good!" (Pose in front of x-ray light)
Oleg: "A schizophrenic patient asked me to help fighting their demons. Thankfully I am black belted so here we go."
Dmitry: "Ok so I have writing the tutorial of how to heart transplant. Sorry, it's my first time..."
Stepan: (Playing dead in the morgue to scare everyone who try to enter)
Maxim: "Don't forget to shake the medicine bottle syrup before consuming. And do it like this!" (starts to twerk while holding the medicine bottle)
Andrei: "Guys, I can't read this next tutorial that Dima wrote. What should we do next after taking out the aorta???"
Semyon: "Internal bleeding, nurse? I thought that's how supposed to be?"
Ivan: "Whoa, you have cancer? That's good! I have Virgo!"
Vadim: "Their heart rate is down!" (taking out tequila from stash)
Alexei/Vitaly: "Hey I just got your test result, sir. Congrats, your results are all positive!" (yes, both will answer the same)
Fyodor: "Huh? Patient's temperature suddenly dropping? Move outta my way." (bringing a large bowl of boiling water)
Anatoli: "Hey Anton, take my photo! The light behind me looking good!" (Pose in front of x-ray light)
Oleg: "A schizophrenic patient asked me to help fighting their demons. Thankfully I am black belted so here we go."
Dmitry: "Ok so I have writing the tutorial of how to heart transplant. Sorry, it's my first time..."
Stepan: (Playing dead in the morgue to scare everyone who try to enter)
Maxim: "Don't forget to shake the medicine bottle syrup before consuming. And do it like this!" (starts to twerk while holding the medicine bottle)
Andrei: "Guys, I can't read this next tutorial that Dima wrote. What should we do next after taking out the aorta???"
Semyon: "Internal bleeding, nurse? I thought that's how supposed to be?"
Ivan: "Whoa, you have cancer? That's good! I have Virgo!"
Vadim: "Their heart rate is down!" (taking out tequila from stash)
Alexei/Vitaly: "Hey I just got your test result, sir. Congrats, your results are all positive!" (yes, both will answer the same)
Fyodor: "Huh? Patient's temperature suddenly dropping? Move outta my way." (bringing a large bowl of boiling water)
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P.S: Don't tell Elena Ostrucheskaya
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AU Creepy Doll
Semyon: "My daughter Irina had a meltdown this morning because I wouldn't buy her a doll at thrift shop. I mean, look at this doll looks!" (showing booklet of thrift shop, and pointing at photo of broken Victorian porcelain doll with lazy eyes and unnerving smile)
Oleg: (nod) "Tears are temporary. Haunting is forever. You made the right choice."
Maxim: (mimic childlike voice but with menacing laugh) "Tell daddy to buy me. I'll be your new best friend. TELL DADDY TO BUY ME!! AHAHAHA!"
Ivan: (concerned) "I have 2 sons, so I know which one is a pure tantrum or a doll possess her temporarily."
Dmitry: (sad) "Aww maybe lil Anastasia just want a new home?"
Vasily: (disgusted) "....Oooh that type of creepy noble dolls...."
Andrei: (cringed) "I think she didn't want the doll. That doll wanted her..."
Anatoli: (facepalmed) "I was going to defend your daughter, until I see that photo..."
Stepan: (laughed) "Well, you just saved the entire bloodline!"
Fyodor: (tidying glasses in exasperation) "You know how people said; pick your battles while parenting? Because this is where your actual war happens."
Vadim: (nod) "You would rather see your daughter hate you temporarily than seeing everyone you loved died..."
Alexei: "I need the Orthodox cross just by looking at it!" (switched to Vitaly: "It's just a doll. Let her have it— NOPE. Burn that thrift shop now.")
Oleg: (nod) "Tears are temporary. Haunting is forever. You made the right choice."
Maxim: (mimic childlike voice but with menacing laugh) "Tell daddy to buy me. I'll be your new best friend. TELL DADDY TO BUY ME!! AHAHAHA!"
Ivan: (concerned) "I have 2 sons, so I know which one is a pure tantrum or a doll possess her temporarily."
Dmitry: (sad) "Aww maybe lil Anastasia just want a new home?"
Vasily: (disgusted) "....Oooh that type of creepy noble dolls...."
Andrei: (cringed) "I think she didn't want the doll. That doll wanted her..."
Anatoli: (facepalmed) "I was going to defend your daughter, until I see that photo..."
Stepan: (laughed) "Well, you just saved the entire bloodline!"
Fyodor: (tidying glasses in exasperation) "You know how people said; pick your battles while parenting? Because this is where your actual war happens."
Vadim: (nod) "You would rather see your daughter hate you temporarily than seeing everyone you loved died..."
Alexei: "I need the Orthodox cross just by looking at it!" (switched to Vitaly: "It's just a doll. Let her have it— NOPE. Burn that thrift shop now.")
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AU Question
Maxim: "Tell me, what is the thing that you dislike from women?"
Ivan: "I'm well trained. So no thank you."
Semyon: "Nothing. They are perfect. Any annoyance will be my fault."
Vadim: "Was Tatiana paid you to ask it to me?"
Alexei: "My sister ever keep berating to me. But hey, it's my fault entirely to provoke her. She is perfect."
Stepan: "Is this a trap?"
Ivan: "I'm well trained. So no thank you."
Semyon: "Nothing. They are perfect. Any annoyance will be my fault."
Vadim: "Was Tatiana paid you to ask it to me?"
Alexei: "My sister ever keep berating to me. But hey, it's my fault entirely to provoke her. She is perfect."
Stepan: "Is this a trap?"
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AU Roast
Vasily: "Please roast me. Don't hesitate!"
Oleg: "Your five kopecks is the reason why government use rubles more."
Anatoli: "Besides the obvious annoyance, what other else you will change about yourself?"
Fyodor: "I just read a very good novel about your life. The title is All Quiet on The Frontal Lobe."
Dmitry: "Your existence is like radio ads."
Vasily: 😭
Oleg: "Your five kopecks is the reason why government use rubles more."
Anatoli: "Besides the obvious annoyance, what other else you will change about yourself?"
Fyodor: "I just read a very good novel about your life. The title is All Quiet on The Frontal Lobe."
Dmitry: "Your existence is like radio ads."
Vasily: 😭
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AU New Year 1937
Alexandrov: "Happy New Year, eagles! I wish for your prosperity and talent, and your family blessed!"
Ensemble Artists: 😊😊😊
Alexandrov: "Is there anyone wants to add the blessings?"
Oleg: "Me! I wish that we will have better life and luck..." 😏
Everyone: 😊😊😊
Oleg: "And I wish we will enter heaven together with no exception, our sins forgiven..."😏
Ensemble Artists: (immediately swarming Oleg to shut his mouth)
Alexandrov: (just opening the new music piece) "Okay let's start with the new song today about 32nd Regiment."
Ensemble Artists: 😊😊😊
Alexandrov: "Is there anyone wants to add the blessings?"
Oleg: "Me! I wish that we will have better life and luck..." 😏
Everyone: 😊😊😊
Oleg: "And I wish we will enter heaven together with no exception, our sins forgiven..."😏
Ensemble Artists: (immediately swarming Oleg to shut his mouth)
Alexandrov: (just opening the new music piece) "Okay let's start with the new song today about 32nd Regiment."
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AU Summer Beverage
Fyodor: (lick an ice cream, then spits) "Ptooey! This ice cream tastes bad! I won't buy this brand anymore."
Anatoli: "Really? Can I try some?"
Fyodor: "1 kopeck per lick"
Anatoli: 😑
[Days Later]
Anatoli: (brought kvass inside to be drank inside rehearsal room)
Fyodor: "Can I take a gulp? I'm thirsty."
Anatoli: "5 kopecks per gulp"
Fyodor: 😑
Anatoli: "Really? Can I try some?"
Fyodor: "1 kopeck per lick"
Anatoli: 😑
[Days Later]
Anatoli: (brought kvass inside to be drank inside rehearsal room)
Fyodor: "Can I take a gulp? I'm thirsty."
Anatoli: "5 kopecks per gulp"
Fyodor: 😑
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AU Ice Breaker During Rehearsal 1932
Boris: "Let's test your knowledge about popular motivational quotes! Oleg, answer me: Those who worked hard....?"
Oleg: "...Will get tired."
Boris: "No. Okay, Anatoli, answer me: Those who patient enough...?"
Anatoli: "...Will explode by the next day."
Boris: "Nooo. Okay, Fyodor, answer me: Those who planted kindness....?"
Fyodor: "...Are the Kolkhoznik."
Boris: "Nooooo. Okay, Vasily, answer me: Those who learned seriously since young...?"
Vasily: "Will be the one pestering us with the questions."
Boris: "...I give up."
Oleg: "...Will get tired."
Boris: "No. Okay, Anatoli, answer me: Those who patient enough...?"
Anatoli: "...Will explode by the next day."
Boris: "Nooo. Okay, Fyodor, answer me: Those who planted kindness....?"
Fyodor: "...Are the Kolkhoznik."
Boris: "Nooooo. Okay, Vasily, answer me: Those who learned seriously since young...?"
Vasily: "Will be the one pestering us with the questions."
Boris: "...I give up."
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AU Ugly Pie
Oleg: (brings almost charcoal looking pie crust with pale white potato inside and a lot of onions) "I learned cooking today! Come try this delicious shepherd pie, but I won't share the recipe to you."
Vasily: (immediately lightning cigarette) "...Nobody asked?"
Dmitry: (runs away) "Fast and furious, not even me being curious."
Fyodor: (slowly folds newspaper and leave) "You have a good hidden talent, Olya. Keep it hidden."
Anatoli: (slowly steps away too) "That's right. Keep the recipe for yourself."
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